Reading my junk mail
I have a kitchen garbage can devoted exclusively to junk mail. The original intent was to recycle it monthly but the trash was too diverse. I recently took a bit of a razzing for making fun of a local company that was just blah, blah, blah.
If you send me something I didn’t ask for, you’re going to get a response that maybe you didn’t ask for.
Anyway, I might do this every day until I get bored.